第二步：精读重点段落

（Tips: 双击文中单词可以查释义并加入你的生词本哦）

第五段：
Rats do not have intellect. They do not dream up elaborate rationalizations for their dumb behavior. A rat that has protozoan parasites in its brain, telling it to go find some cat piss, simply goes infinitely in the direction of the scent of cat piss until its search is cut short by the source of the scent of cat piss: A cat. And then the rat does not have feelings about what it has found, because it is a rat, and also because, cats being after all very highly evolved predators of small rodents, there is no time to feel things.

• elaborate     adj. 精心制作的；详尽的；煞费苦心的；vt. 精心制作；详细阐述；从简单成分合成（复杂有机物）；vi. 详细描述；变复杂
• protozoan     n. 原生动物；adj. 原生动物的
• rodent     adj. 啮齿类的；咬的，嚼的；侵蚀性的

第六段：
Humans, on the other hand, have intellect. When a human feels a basic chemical impulse (HUNGER HUNGER HUNGER), it forms a thought (“Whoa, I am hungrier than shit”). And when it satisfies that chemical impulse (with, say, a taco), it forms a thought about the thing that has fulfilled this impulse (“Damn, I love tacos”). This is the mechanism via which the toxoplasma gondii parasite insidiously builds the lie of “cat love.” A strong, healthy, grown human can never get close enough to a cat for the cat to fulfill the parasite’s desire to return to Cat Land (that is to say, cats only ever kill babies and the infirm); instead, the infected host is left to pursue closeness with cats, to no discernible end, forever and ever, and so constructs rationalizations for this: “I love cats”; “cats are good”; “it is good when my cat likes me”; “also it is good when my cat hates me”; “basically it is good no matter what my cat does”; “secretly, I wish my cat would eat my brain for some reason I cannot quite put my finger on.”

• infirm     adj. 衰弱的；意志薄弱的；不坚固的
• discernible     adj. 可辨别的；可识别的

第十段：
“But courageous truth-telling person,” you are saying, rocked by all this truth which burns with the fury of thermite through the frail web of feline lies: “Surely this is a criticism of the t. gondii parasite, rather than its cute and fun hosts? Surely the cats are but fuzzy, adorable, and unwitting pawns in its sinister plot for world domination? Surely we should have solidarity with our entertaining and charismatic fellow t. gondii victims, and handle their feces for them?”

• thermite     n. 铝热剂
• frail     adj. 脆弱的；虚弱的；n. 灯心草篓；少妇；少女
• unwitting     adj. 不知情的；不知不觉的，无意的；v. 使精神错乱；使丧失智能
• pawns     n. 典当；抵押物；兵，卒；人质；vt. 当掉；以……担保
• sinister     adj. 阴险的；凶兆的；灾难性的；左边的
• solidarity     n. 团结，团结一致
• charismatic     adj. 超凡魅力的；神赐能力的

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Cats: They're Bad

第一段：
You walk into a cat house and you know it right away: A crazy person lives here. No amount of vacuuming, air-freshening, laundering, or outright bleaching will banish the insidious juniper reek of feline; a cat house smells like a cat house, and for this we can be grateful, because it lets us know not to go there.

• outright     adv. 全部地；立刻地；率直地；一直向前；痛快地；adj. 完全的，彻底的；直率的；总共的
• banish     vt. 放逐；驱逐
• insidious     adj. 阴险的；隐伏的；暗中为害的；狡猾的
• juniper    n. 杜松；桧或刺柏属植物；
• reek     vi. 散发；冒烟；放出臭气；n. 臭气；水蒸汽；烟；vt. 散发；用烟熏
• feline     adj. 猫科的；猫一样的；狡猾的；n. 猫科动物

第二段：
Many people like cats. Their cat makes a gesture of ambiguous, inexpressive quasi-affection toward them, and they think, “This fuzzy little creature’s love is adorable and affirming, I just can’t get enough of it, gimme gimme gimme more of that sweet cat lovin’.” (Paraphrasing.) Then their cat treats them with indifference bordering on outright malice the other 99.9 percent of the time, and they think, “This fuzzy little creature’s cold disinterest and occasional predatory hostility are adorable and affirming, I just can’t get enough of them, gimme gimme gimme more of those sweet cat claw-scars on my wrists and ankles.” (Paraphrasing.)

• ambiguous     adj. 模糊不清的；引起歧义的
• inexpressive     adj. 无表情的；无意义的
• quasi-     adj. 准的；类似的；外表的；adv. 似是；有如
• affection     n. 喜爱，感情；影响；感染
• indifference     n. 漠不关心；冷淡；不重视；中立
• malice     n. 恶意；怨恨；预谋
• predatory     adj. 掠夺的，掠夺成性的；食肉的；捕食生物的
• hostility     n. 敌意；战争行动

第三段：
These would seem to be contradictory viewpoints: I love that my cat loves me, and I love that my cat wishes I were small enough to disembowel and devour. Except that, actually, they are the same viewpoint, expressed two different ways: I have toxoplasma gondii parasites in my brain.

• disembowel    vt. 取出…的内脏
• devour     v. 吞食；毁灭
• toxoplasma gondii     n. 弓形虫
• parasite     n. 寄生虫；食客

第四段：
You may already be familiar with toxoplasma gondii. It is a parasite that reproduces in the intestines of cats, and colonizes other species through contact with cat shit. It facilitates its return to feline hosts (for reproduction) by rewiring the brains of non-feline animals to make them more attracted to cats. For example, rats that have not been exposed to toxoplasma gondii retreat, smartly, from the odor of cats and cat urine; rats that have been exposed to toxoplasma gondii, on the other hand, seek out the odor of cats, show no fear of cats themselves ... and thus are devoured by cats, enabling their parasite masters to return to the hot DayGlo sex-lounge in the cat’s gut.

• intestine     adj. 内部的；国内的；n. 肠
• colonize     vt. 将…开拓为殖民地；移于殖民地；从他地非法把选民移入；vi. 开拓殖民地；移居于殖民地
• facilitate     vt. 促进；帮助；使容易
• rewire     vt. 给…再打电报；给…换新电线；vi. 再发电报；重装电线

第五段：
Rats do not have intellect. They do not dream up elaborate rationalizations for their dumb behavior. A rat that has protozoan parasites in its brain, telling it to go find some cat piss, simply goes infinitely in the direction of the scent of cat piss until its search is cut short by the source of the scent of cat piss: A cat. And then the rat does not have feelings about what it has found, because it is a rat, and also because, cats being after all very highly evolved predators of small rodents, there is no time to feel things.

• elaborate     adj. 精心制作的；详尽的；煞费苦心的；vt. 精心制作；详细阐述；从简单成分合成（复杂有机物）；vi. 详细描述；变复杂
• protozoan     n. 原生动物；adj. 原生动物的
• rodent     adj. 啮齿类的；咬的，嚼的；侵蚀性的

第六段：
Humans, on the other hand, have intellect. When a human feels a basic chemical impulse (HUNGER HUNGER HUNGER), it forms a thought (“Whoa, I am hungrier than shit”). And when it satisfies that chemical impulse (with, say, a taco), it forms a thought about the thing that has fulfilled this impulse (“Damn, I love tacos”). This is the mechanism via which the toxoplasma gondii parasite insidiously builds the lie of “cat love.” A strong, healthy, grown human can never get close enough to a cat for the cat to fulfill the parasite’s desire to return to Cat Land (that is to say, cats only ever kill babies and the infirm); instead, the infected host is left to pursue closeness with cats, to no discernible end, forever and ever, and so constructs rationalizations for this: “I love cats”; “cats are good”; “it is good when my cat likes me”; “also it is good when my cat hates me”; “basically it is good no matter what my cat does”; “secretly, I wish my cat would eat my brain for some reason I cannot quite put my finger on.”

• infirm     adj. 衰弱的；意志薄弱的；不坚固的
• discernible     adj. 可辨别的；可识别的

第七段：
Consider the following case study: The staff of Deadspin discussed cats in its staff chatroom, recently. A certain staffer made the logically airtight argument that cats are bad. One of Deadspin’s cat persons, Barry Petchesky, retorted to the effect that cats only seem bad to people who do not have cats; that you have to expose yourself to cats in order to understand their hidden wonderfulness. “Cats are faith-based pets,” he said.

• retort     n. 反驳，顶嘴；曲颈瓶；vt. 反驳，反击；vi. 反驳，回嘴

第八段：
Do you see? Do you see the insidious creep of poisoned cognition? Yes, of course you have to expose yourself to cats in order to like them: So that their resident brain parasites can rewire your brain to make you like cats. Leaving aside his love of cats and hockey, Mr. Petchesky is a sharp-minded fellow; this gap in his reasoning demonstrates both the depth of his infestation and the damnable evil of this pro-cat protozoan.

• cognition      n. 认识；知识；认识能力
• demonstrate     vt. 证明；展示；论证；vi. 示威
• infestation     n. 感染；侵扰

第九段：
T. gondii is a wily and nefarious villain. Where it has not been able to reach many of earth’s most enlightened humans, who rightly avoid contact with cat shit, it has rewired the brains of its hosts to orient themselves toward the creation of pro-cat propaganda. The internet is choked with it; after contorted justifications of police brutality, pro-cat propaganda is the internet’s chief output. See Commodore Whiskerton spring cutely onto the red dot of the laser pointer! Watch as he adorably rolls off the windowsill! Would you not like to have your very own Commodore Whiskerton? Would you not like to handle his feces with your hands?

• wily     adj. 狡猾的；诡计多端的
• nefarious     adj. 邪恶的；穷凶极恶的；不法的
• villain     n. 坏人，恶棍；戏剧、小说中的反派角色；顽童；罪犯
• enlightened     adj. 开明的；文明的；进步的；被启发的
• propaganda     n. 宣传；
• contort     vt. 扭曲；曲解；vi. 扭曲
• windowsill     n. 窗沿

第十段：
“But courageous truth-telling person,” you are saying, rocked by all this truth which burns with the fury of thermite through the frail web of feline lies: “Surely this is a criticism of the t. gondii parasite, rather than its cute and fun hosts? Surely the cats are but fuzzy, adorable, and unwitting pawns in its sinister plot for world domination? Surely we should have solidarity with our entertaining and charismatic fellow t. gondii victims, and handle their feces for them?”

• thermite     n. 铝热剂
• frail     adj. 脆弱的；虚弱的；n. 灯心草篓；少妇；少女
• unwitting     adj. 不知情的；不知不觉的，无意的；v. 使精神错乱；使丧失智能
• pawns     n. 典当；抵押物；兵，卒；人质；vt. 当掉；以……担保
• sinister     adj. 阴险的；凶兆的；灾难性的；左边的
• solidarity     n. 团结，团结一致
• charismatic     adj. 超凡魅力的；神赐能力的

第十一段：
No! No. You are not speaking as a rational human intellect, but as a puppet of your parasite masters. You are like the charming animated Pixar film Inside Out, only instead of a staff of emotions voiced by talented comics such as Amy Poehler, Phyllis Smith, Bill Hader, Mindy Kaling, and Lewis Black, your brain is staffed by disgusting parasitic bradyzoites, all of them representing the emotion “Cats Are Good.”

• rational     adj. 合理的；理性的；n. 有理数
• staff     n. 职员；参谋；棒；支撑；adj. 职员的；行政工作的；vt. 供给人员；给…配备职员；vi. 雇用工作人员
• bradyzoites     n. 缓殖子

第十二段：
Inside Out was good and made me cry. Cats are bad. When will we be free from their tyranny.

• tyranny     n. 暴政；专横；严酷；残暴的行为（需用复数）